I wish my name were Smush

Posted in: Sports by Steve on February 27, 2007

What’s in a name?

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/smush_parker/

In other news, I got the Center Ice package so I can watch all the hockey I want.

While You Were Sleeping

Posted in: General by Steve on February 18, 2007

…all the news channels were talking about Anna Nicole, while there was still terrorism in the world, your children were learning that violence will be a part of their world, and that sex is worse than killing a human being.

And you want to forget that you have your own life to worry about.  That is what I hate about TV.

New Computer, Part 2

Posted in: General by Steve on February 14, 2007

So I never got to finish my new computer:

Here’s the motherboard:

Knockout Punch

Posted in: General by Steve on February 11, 2007

Goodbye Anna – Good Riddance to Bad Trash

Posted in: General by Steve on February 8, 2007

Anna Nicole’s Initial Autopsy Photo

You’ve gone to join your ex-husband. Enjoy Bitch.

Super Bowl

Posted in: General by Steve on February 4, 2007

So after watching the Bears lose to the Colts, I’ve come away with a few thoughts.

• Phil Simms is the worst color man in football.  He was sucking Peyton’s dick every chance he got.  He didn’t even talk about the Bears until they started to give up turnovers and play crappy.  Thanks for commenting on Hester’s runback or the great blocking on Jones’ 52 yard run.  Cock.
• Ron Turner doesn’t know how to adjust his gameplan.  He kept going with the same crap all game and it ended up burning him in the end.  Fuck you and your Illini background
• Rex Grossman doesn’t know how to throw a pass – he couldn’t lead Muhsin on his reception, he was short on his passed out, and he forgot how to handle a snap from Kruetz.  Wow….fuck him.
• I should have put a bet down in Vegas for Hester returning the touchdown.  I called it before it happened.
• I really really really like Corona.

Like a true Chicago fan, there’s always next year.  Rex, cram it with walnuts you faggy metrosexual.  Go hang out with Prince.

Buddy Buddy Buddy

Posted in: General by Steve on February 3, 2007

So I haven’t posted any pictures of the new puppy (We’ve had him for 3 months already), so here is Buddy, all 45 lbs of him.

TODO: 2007 Task List

Posted in: General by Steve on February 2, 2007

Instead of making resolutions, I’m making a TODO: list.

‘ TODO: Complete my new weight tracking website
‘ TODO: Release nToolbox
‘ TODO: Comment and Document my code better
‘ TODO: Take the first test towards my MCPD
‘ TODO: Backup my files and schedule a weekly backup to OmniDrive or Box.net
‘ TODO: Migrate to Subversion for all my projects
‘ TODO: Lose 40 pounds
‘ TODO: Start playing ice hockey again